Everyone, this is Randall. He is a guinea pig. My guinea pig, specifically. I have several, but this picture is one of my favorites. Why? Because, DUH, it’s a guinea pig in a dinosaur costume. GEEZE.
He’s adorable, right? He’s a trouble maker, though. He likes to try to chew on by books while I’m reading. I don’t believe in reading smut aloud to my children, so I think he’s exercising his irritation at being “ignored.” I can temporarily appease him by making a “tent” out of the book and holding it above him, which amuses him for about thirty seconds.